Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No thank you, I don't drink. I don't drink.

We have our husbands, wives, children,

Why were you so happy when you thought you were adopted?

I would miss the entire rim. I couldn't even hit the rim!

and we've been inconsiderate to other people.

See, if this were yours it would say, "fucking douche bag."

You don't have to put it on the bread.

- Hi, Wilson. - I didn't know you had a son.

We're your guides.

No, this is my jacket!

I'm sorry about the adoption.

Well, so we'll find him a kidney.

saved me from drowning a few months ago.

That's what I wanna know.

so would it be okay if...

- Who is that guy? - I can't do this!

Yeah, Larry, listen.

You know, yeah.

I think maybe I should use the bathroom before we go.

- Giddy? I was not giddy. - You were giddy.

I cannot be of any help whatsoever

We're your guides.

I don't think with him, though.

- You be quiet, big nose. - Go fuck yourself.

- You bought yourself a great car. - Thank you.

You are very, very calm, bro.

Hmm, all right.

- What? - Oh my God.

Good Luck With The Surgery

- What's going on here? - If you need anything, let me know.

- I need socks and underwear. - You'll learn all that in due time.

Well, you know people get very attached to their golf clubs.

Hey, I got a bite, Pop.

Oh, I love you, man.

I think you better get someone else.

- You know? - It's not interesting to watch, really.

All right, so, if you go on a date, where do you go?