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Yeah, you know that sex offender had a good tip for you.
How are you? Good to see you.
I'm a vitalist
- You were absolutely giddy. - No, I was not giddy.
and they tell me you're in here all the time.
I go around, I do volunteer work.
- L... I worked things out with him. - Good, good.
I'm going to a party tonight
Congratulations again on the...
- Hey. - Hey.
You can depend on me, ma'am. I won't let you down.
Marilyn Monroe?
- You were following my wife?! - I wasn't following her!
but this is the greatest thing that anyone's ever done for me.
Idiot! And I'm surprised that your father
- The "Sopranos" DVD cover... - The cover.
People just don't crumple up their clothes
- Just gotten out, yeah. - That's right, we met in Times Square.
- I know what you mean. - You know what I mean?
- have extra DVD jackets. - Whoa, okay.
If for any reason a passenger seated in the exit row...
Have I sacrificed my own well-being
yeah, all right, I'Il... I'll see you tomorrow.
a long time till I see you again,
God will watch over me.
- Larry, Larry... - And what about this clothing?
You can have my kidney.
you use way too much mayo.
- What about yours? - What, are you crazy?
And she was the prettiest girl there
- We understand that. - So, if you're my guides,
- Mr. David! - I mean, how dare you?
All right, nose, toes,
You're a disgrace to your people!
- How you doing? - Pretty good.
Dear Lord, we thank You for this bountiful meal.
This 5,000... you want the $5,000?
- I mean, come on, I'm a changed man. - I know.
Now your biological parents are Mr. And Mrs. Cone.