Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Purse snatching, society's fault, or one man's cry for help?

I have a certificate to prove it.

Hey, Dad. Hurry up. You're missing Gumbel 2 Gumbel.

- Meg. - Your wife.

- No calls! - It's about a dying boy.

Lois, if you're scared, I'll hold you until the lights are on again.

Always playing with that wheat thresher!

dad it's me go to your room

I'm sorry we had to meet under these circumstances.

"is violence in movies and sex on TV

"on which we used to rely?

I'll handle it.

Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!

Sheesh. What a week that was.

When did God ever say He didn't want someone else...

You gonna eat that stapler?

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

We only air the show. We have nothing to do with it being canceled.

No. The light bulbs last night, my fleas, Chris' pimples.

Hey, Stewie, I see your bum.

I'll take the dying boy to block.

Told him he was soft in the Arafat interview.

Come on, there's a logical explanation for all those things.

"There's a smile on your face and a bounce in your step

Looks like little Chong should have wished for a better agent.