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It is now day three of the great BoJack jerk-off...
because I found this bag of stale hamburger buns.
Also, I'm alone, so alone, so, so alone.
Bucket! Bucket! Bucket! Bucket!
The woman we're paying to ghostwrite your memoir?
I will see who it is.
that makes him better than everybody.
Okay, fine. You're not stubborn.
No, there were three left.
Neal McBeal.
No, no, no. It's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
How'd you even get in here?
Why'd I buy these?
well, that went slightly better than the worst it could've possibly gone
Yeah, but why are you still here?
Yeah, it was, uh, normal... normal childhood stuff.
You're the birthday boy... ...you stupid piece of sh**
Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically.
Well, I don't know if I...
Yeah, well, Hamlet, you might want to turn it on.
about how he hates the troops.
What'd you say?
What's your name, young lady?
Who Got That Trending Was It Trump
testing
so maybe we could put a pin in this
You've had a rough morning?
this is never gonna let up.
enjoying each other's company,
Oh, I know.
I'll get the muffins, and they're on me.
and now my morning is ruined.
Well, I don't know if you can or not.
aren't stale hamburger buns just as good?
and I don't need you...
except for you and you and...
Hey, look, Mr. Peanutbutter got a bucket stuck on his head.
Wait, wait, you stole muffins from a Navy SEAL?
Those are my muffins.
I feel more self-conscious than ever.
Unbelievable.
Well, that went slightly better than the worst
- BoJack. - Ah!
The troops are all heroes, every single one.