Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But when you deny the dibs called by our men and women

Oh, yeah, Todd?

for, to me, there is nothing the least bit funny

You're the birthday boy.

BoJack, are you watching MSNBSea right now?

and then a much, much larger dose

No, Tom, there were a good deal more than that.

Well, anyway, this is my businessperson...

and you are a horrible person,

She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name.

which we all agree is really clever.

the mystery of my missing goddamn self-respect!

and you sat here in silence for five minutes

So what you're saying is,

I ate 12 muffins, and I didn't even want one!

Look, I know tempers are high,

- Normal. - Normal?

I used screws, which he called fancy Jew nails.

Laura, do not respond to him. Goodbye, BoJack.

while refusing to hold our own government to the same standard.

I just hate one specific troop. I don't even hate him, really.

Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin' Around.

Yeah, there were exactly 12!

and give me something real.

if that's what you're looking for,

Joan, I'm sorry to interrupt you,

and they come back as stale hamburger buns,

Mi casa es su casa.

Princess Carolyn needs to talk to you immediately.

Sorry, wasn't listening. See ya.

as we often do.

He used to make me cry with him

Ha ha. Don't tell VH1 that.

for my reality show,

on the last box...

to bed before it spirals out of con...

yes i have all da crack and vaginaes and secksay babs

because it's the only place they don't have insurance to film.

Well, maybe if my secretary also refused to get an abortion,