Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Were you close with your father?

I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks.

If you would calm the fuck down; I could think for a second.

And hold for Princess Carolyn, please.

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have gone.

Yeah, great, just get me away from the cameras.

You're not gonna make me look like an asshole, are you?

Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.

♪ When you're walking alone ♪

about a seemingly mandated celebration of our military

Look, I've had a rough morning, so I don't need...

while listening to Cole Porter records.

into easily digestible chunks of empty catchphrases.

It's okay, we'll get more muffins.

She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name

I was gonna say catty because you're a cat.

What, have they got a lot of saturated fat in them?

Who came up with that? Was it Randy?

You're a real hero.

Our guest via satellite is Neal McBeal,

but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,

Uh, actually, I had another point I wanted to make.

Oh, how we laughed. "Ha ha ha,"

So what, I was supposed to take them

Congress is voting on a major education bill

on the frontlines, that is a sick joke, sir.