Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a real hero.

It's okay, we'll get more muffins.

She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name

Congress is voting on a major education bill

Oh, how we laughed. "Ha ha ha,"

And hold for Princess Carolyn, please.

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have gone.

on the frontlines, that is a sick joke, sir.

while listening to Cole Porter records.

I was gonna say catty because you're a cat.

What, have they got a lot of saturated fat in them?

Who came up with that? Was it Randy?

Our guest via satellite is Neal McBeal,

about a seemingly mandated celebration of our military

♪ When you're walking alone ♪

You're not gonna make me look like an asshole, are you?

into easily digestible chunks of empty catchphrases.

I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks.

Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.

but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,

Look, I've had a rough morning, so I don't need...

Were you close with your father?

Uh, actually, I had another point I wanted to make.

If you would calm the fuck down; I could think for a second.

So what, I was supposed to take them

Yeah, great, just get me away from the cameras.