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Well, I am kind of warm. I'll try it out.
Mr. Pewterschmidt, l'm glad you finally came around about this place.
You bet. One of nature's treats.
giving up work and just devoting my life to leisure.
Reminds of that guy who was way too happy
You know what that man's name was?
and the one douchebag who wears a tank tap
Bingo.
Oh, Daddy, I think that's for the best.
WOMAN: That's not how you say it.
Well, we wanted to talk to you about something.
When we forced him to retire, we took all the challenge out of his life.
Bitchazoid, right, guys?
Oh, we do all kinds of crazy stuff.
Yeah, but you guys have no income.
BUTCHA WONT
This is awful! What's happened to him?
Yeah, have fun.
You owe four million dollars in back property taxes.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Nope, when a Death dies, he gets reincarnated.
You're not a young man anymore. You need to slow down.
What about this tomato?
was a real pain in the ass this morning.
No problem. Dump 'em all in.
including a button on every seat
What is it? Like Italian ice?
A central air system that you had nothing to do with?
Slow down? I can't slow down.
Well, we'll dial them up when we get home.
What are you talking about?
Margot, it's time to take this company in a new direction,
This whole block is S.O.'s.
You're damn right I am!
Bye, you guys.
I don't know if we're coming to Thanksgiving.
MAN ON TV: We now return to "The Superfriends' Accountant."
(MUMBLING)
Listen, I don't have time for this.