Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Coop at the triple line, and Jansen sets up for the psych-out.

Beers have a shot at the conversion! Remer keeps it alive!

I got Jenna a pre-commitment ring It's a promise to pledge we'll get engaged as soon as we make a commitment

Well I don't really know, but for some reason it made me feel good about it.

No, he got rich playing in college, everybody knows that

Hi, I love pizza

You're goddam fucking fat...

Throbbing cock!

At least I'm in the playoffs

I didn't kill him! - You missed the 3rd home run, and you killed him.

I saw some kid in the ballpark with it. You gotta hang on to that.

When Joe Cooper discovered that Beerswear Factory workers were kids,

Thank you, Doug. - I baked you fresh poppyseed muffins, too.

9th inning. Beers still down by 2 runs.

Just...... Stop

Not big sports guys …..

which perfume are you gonna buy? bvlgari jasmin noir.

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I never really minded... - Shut up, bitch!

The Beers win their 10th consecutive game...

Hey, that's my wife. - And this is me!

heyyy thanks for ur photos. im shy

that might increase the owners' profits.

His sodium level's through the roof!

I'll need more time to think about that

Joining us this evening, big fan of baseketball, Tony Nocciolino,

I can't believe you were fired for not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!

No, Joe Cooper.

I don't know anymore. - Jenna, wait! - You've gotta believe us!

Where's the singing? - I don't wanna sing! - Come on, sing!

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We're underway here for the Denslow Cup V.

It's not like he's asking you to hit 2 home runs!

Mr. Squeak? - What? - What grade are you in?

Damn it fauci You money loving idiot!

Your bed's over there.

The Felons win their 2nd consecutive Denslow Cup

It seems to be raining shit on Grant Larie…

Josh telling us he'll do the one chip challenge lol

That's great, thanks

So that's why he didn't put his thumb on the scale a lot.

Hey, Squeak! Miss it!

According to Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street, Maria took only a toothbrush and a plane ticket to Denver.

Update: We still have no fucking clue where this guy is.

Jae Crowder suitng up for the SUNS

It was a killer psych-out. - Really? - Shake it off. I got this guy.

I'd better get these kids back. Little Travis is getting impatient.

We should definitely arrange something in the new year, we haven't seen each other in a long time

Be right with you!

Made that look easy!

Coop getting ready to take his shot.

"And Take Advantage Of Lucrative Corporate Tie-Ins,"

Now shooting, number 17, Doug Sir Swish Remer!

Can you break a 20? - What? Dollars? - I didn't think so!

Yeah, I guess we are underpaid. - I want to change all that.

He's hit for the cycle already 7 times tonight.

we're now in month 9 of the play-offs.

Wake up, bitch. You're my new best friend.

Anything for Hoffner

One, two, three, fuck the Mexicans..

were a metaphor for the nobility of man.

Intersport play

I leave to my niece Susan. Limited edition, signed

Zucker As in zucc zucc zucc all myse pansies ans all those vaginaes

Apparently, not total losers. - We're pretty good at basketball.

Do you think you could hit a home run for me tonight? - Well...

It's a high fly ball to right...

Silvio Berlusconi dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.

lay some carpet, if you know what I mean.

We Drink Everytime a warrior dies

Poor kids! We can't let this happen. - We gotta do something.

The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.

We prefer to think of them as health- and survival-impaired.

You know, Remer, someday I'm gonna be a big sports star.

This is amazing

Come on, bitch!

wrapping my legs around him, cuddling in the spoon position

Don't stay too long.

Theodore Denslow dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.

We can explain it more slowly if you need us to. You’re not big sports guys?

as guys who are goosed up on steroids.

You just watch me, dude.

I will have to see

Yeah, let the tears come. You're gonna make me start crying.

I guess that’s why he didn’t make it to trivia last week

I could lay some carpet in your new home

Is it really you? - Yeah, it's me.

At a time like this

Tony’s Intro When he joins the convo

I love alway have

where the defending champion, the Dallas Felons,

Miss Reed helped me for most of it.

Give it up! She doesn't like you. - She has the hots for you?

We can win the game with this one. Bring me home.

What's that? - It's a commitment ring.

Pretty sweet, huh?

First we get the job at Target Then we get the comics gigs

Hanging out Playing Nintendo

You can camp out here for a while. - This is pretty sweet!

and bad knees can get together and compete

and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again.

Hurry up, Coop. - I just gotta water the plants.

We're supposed to be a team. Without Coop it's not the same.

If you know what I mean.