Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen to that crowd!

your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women

You all own part of the team, too. - Really? You do that for us?

Skidmark Steve! Oh cool! You still just hangin out, playin Nintendo?

The Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there's no oil.

and a plane ticket to Calcutta.

I don't know where he is. He could be hanging in his closet. - Scenario 1:

That sucks. I gotta get my trophy. Let's have a hot dog sometime.

First we get bounties then bake cookies Then the loot

If Joe Cooper was the Los Angeles Dodgers

That's way back

He's flatlining! You killed him!

I see you've been admiring my museum. - Is that really...?

Let me do the talking. No way I'm doing a deal with this piece of shit.

Go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars, big bank accounts

If the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta

I can't believe those assholes taped over the game.

Let's make it interesting.

a game they have dedicated to Ted Denslow,

Mrs. Denslow? Baxter Cain. May I? - Of course.

by the dreams of the young.

It certainly does seem to be Raining shit On Leigh Hancock right now

yeh but you love me as your girlfriend?

There were four of them in the corral: The once-proud beast, the broken girl,

The Beers have done it. They're on their way to the Denslow Cup.

We're in for a classic battle tonight.

by the fact it's Free Range Chicken Night.

This is the best day of my entire life.

Alright, we can come up with a better way. - Like how?

It certainly does seem to be raining shit on right now.

I wanna be just like you when I grow up.

something went awry.

I fucked your sister

And you can, too. - Would I have quit baseketball?

I will have to see

'I repair cows, not people. '

You took your time texting me I was expecting a text on Monday! But no nothing interesting what about you

that inevitably followed even the most pedestrian of accomplishments.

In a minute, another unsolved mystery. - Come on, kids!

Shut your mouth!

I can explain it more slowly if you need me to... Not big Constitution guys?

WAKE UP BITCH, YOU'RE OUR NEW BACKUP GOALIE

Wake up, bitch. You're my best friend.

Yeah but not this week

He's turning blue! - He's freezing. He needs a blanket.

You took your time texting me I was expecting a text on Monday! But no nothing interesting what about you

Don't let 'em walk all over your face!

I could lay some carpet in your new home

Shit, Coop. I'm sorry. I guess the money did go to my head.

I guess you’ve got a point there

Getting ready to hang out like...

In all my years of calling games I've never been this excited.

Yeah, I'm ready to consider thinking about dating her exclusively.

There was a time in America when contests of athletic prowess

The milking machine

You're not big sports guys!?

Manning rolls right. He's got Plough at the ten... Touchdown,

You don't care about Jenna!

This is Coop Cooper. He could hit 3 home runs if you wanted. Huh, Coop?

and Same Old Crap, featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson.

and take advantage of lucrative corporate tie-ins,

Certainly does seem to be raining shit on Toby Greene right now.

Thanks, Doug. And so... - You wanna do an interview with me?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Hate to interrupt your celebration, but this might interest you.

I know I could pull through, if...

to join us here at Beers Garden for Denslow Cup V.

Police have 2 scenarios of what happened

oh god george better watch out or you'll get rectals! boing yes faye and you'd better watch out or you'll get knotted twists!

What is it? - I hear your sister's going out with Squeak.

It certainly does seem to be raining shit on patrick right now

This is really amazing

Deep inside me.

Get outta here!

Hurry up, Coop! Hold on, I just gotta water the plants.

The Beers have to stop Dallas if they want to stay in this game.

Oh, thank you. - Goes great with mustard.

Goddam it! You rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here.

Your place is a shit-hole anyway.

the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.

But no matter how far major sports went, it wasn't enough

You took your time texting me I was expecting a text on Monday! But no nothing interesting what about you

Goddam it! You score 13 or 14 more bonus TDs and I'm outta here.

After picking up indictments in New England, San Diego, Houston, St. Louis

we're now in month nine of the playoffs.

Indentured servants? - Yes!

Dude, we don’t have 50 bucks! We don’t have 20.

That brings up Enrique Hernandez.

Because you’re a piece of shit

If what, dude? - Just say it and Coop will do it.

Can you hit 2 homeruns? - Of course.

I'm just worried about getting attached. I mean, the kids getting attached.

I'm begging you,

i can see what you post anyways

I guess you've got a point there. Alright, maybe I was wrong.

Doing the happy dance. Doing the happy dance.

Jeremiah Squeak