Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Any backup dreams?

by Coop Cooper.

The local deli sells some pretty amazing cuts of meat, so make sure you get a sandwich before they're out of the good stuff

I got you, dude. I got you!

Sorry I missed that 3rd homerun.

That's great, thanks

One, two, three, fuck the Mexicans!

I wanna feel you

Ted told us about it.

I've been the director of the Dream Come True Foundation since October.

All part of the great fall line-up on Who Gives a Rat's Ass Friday

He's in deep focus. This obviously means a lot to him.

Coop! - Oh, man! - Can we talk to him?

The real beauty of this is... that anyone can be enslaved.

I’m happy to finally play here in the fine city of Campbelltown!

First we get the jobs, then we get the bottle service Then we get the chicks

Anybody call a taxi?

please direct your attention to the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust,

First we get the rims, then we get the decals Then we get the spoiler

Thanks, dude! - Go get 'em, Coop!

Cuz you’re a piece of shit.

Yeah, he's a major dude.

i'm working most of the week, why?

Oh sorry, I'm just going to be working, need he money. But thank you!

Oh, my God! You haven't changed at all.

Squeak Scolari crosses the plate again

we don’t have 20

Wow! The Lord must really have it in for that little boy.

1,2,3 fuck Larry Scott

The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.

Does it fold out? - Yeah, a great bed! But that's Jenkins' bed.

our Caribbean brothers in the ceremonial handshake

of the downtrodden but happy natives: Your Milwaukee Beers!

It Certainly Does Seem To Be Raining Shit On St. Kilda Right Now

Why do you play it, Coop? - Mr. October.

First we get the prison break Then we get the khakis

Scenario Number One: HE'S HANGING BY HIS NECK IN HIS FUCKING CLOSET.

Unfortunately, he stood in the way of making changes in baseketball

Maybe we could Lay some carpet... If you know what I mean

You gotta fight.

Unless he decides; to check over the whole house first which means he could be hours resetting all his padlocks. But i know he was looking foward to introducing you to the D'ni so he shouldn't be terribly long. Why don't you wait in his study?

from Beers Garden, where the Felons have defeated the Milwaukee Beers.

The real beauty of this game is anyone can play.

Hey, you missed it! We won! - We kicked ass! We're in the play-offs!

Just hanging out Playin' Nintendo

If Joe Cooper was the Los Angeles Dodgers

What, dude? You're gonna be fine.

I'd love to come by. - I'll come by. I like hospitals.

People excited about Trump's wall like

I mean, the kids are! I try to keep them interested in permanent things.

You don't like hospitals, you like taco bell.

A triple's from back here, and a home run's from behind the meatballs.

Can you stop with the tagging. i can see what you post anyway

I was just fixing clam chowder.

You turned down Cain's offer without talking to us.

It certainly does seem to be raining shit on Kentucky right now.

Coop, what’s a magina?

i can see what you post anyway

You're the best, Coop!

What is it? - It's Reggie.

You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent, the water bill, the power bill,

I am not a piece of shit

Nice going out there.

And 20 weeks of psychiatric care free of charge. Like it should be.

This is really amazing

It certainly seems to be raining shit On the Bad Samaritans this weekend.

With the first 7 months out of the way, the play-off picture is now emerging:

Go ahead, don't be shy. Open it. I think you'll find it interesting.

You mean it's like horse?

I got this letter... - Me, too.

Feed. Chicken feed.

Wake up, bitch.

I just realized I can't stand you!

As much as at college? - What? A lot more! Big money.

I wanna feel you

It seems to be raining shit on Haliburton right now

I wish there was something I could do.

I've got two over.

It certainly does seem to be raining shit on Johnny Plattens right now.

Don't eat cheese before noon

Wow, the lord must really have it in for the buffalo sabres

It's good! - Coop triples again.

the Pope's visit to Dodger Stadium

The billionaire? - Yes.

First I become commissioner, then I make the podcast… And then I get the fans for the playoffs

mrk shmerman....mrrrrk shmerman.

If I were a woman, I'd like to be his girlfriend,

Your boyfriend is a lucky wanka. Do you wanna go out on a date this Saturday?

Who the hell is Gerry?

Give me those things! - You're gonna kill him! - Clear!

Ew one of Trae Young’s pubic hairs

Didn't think you guys would show up.

Remember I said dreams come true. Well, they don't.

Your mother’s a terrible cook!

Thanks for flying back, Coop. You really made a difference!

Does it just suck being you? - I'll show those guys

Wake up, bitch. You're my new best friend