Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

wow! the lord must really have it in for the toronto maple leafs
Representing their white colonial oppressors:
That wasn't a gay joke. That was an Australian joke.
I'm actually speechless..... But in a good way
Hey, Skid Mark Steve! You still hanging out
No! So another baseketball championship is in the books.
I love ya. Always ‘ave.
That sucks, dude. We gotta get jobs.
It's a clothing line.
Alright, you little bitch. Take a shot!
in this room!
We're going to be voting next week on some changes in baseketball's rules.
I could lay some carpet in your new home
You don't want us to show up at all! - Of course. It's called blackmail!
Even your best friend has turned his back.
You can't spit beer at me! - I can do what I want to make you miss your shot!
We can still win this thing. Can we do it? - Yes!
If I know anything about this country, it will go nuts for baseketball.
It does seem to be raining shit on Matt Ouellette right now
Now shooting, number 44, Coop Airman Cooper!
We have no jobs, the rent's overdue
Because you're a piece of shit
Hoffner on vacation again?
You think? - That's low. - Why is that low?
Wake up, bitch.
Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified, says
When I see one of baseketball's stars with less than $20 in his pocket,
Thanks, dude.
Dude, that was a hostel!
You’re a little bitch.
Know what? You're not my best friend anymore. How do you like that?
that's really amazing
20 bucks? - How about 50? - You're on.
major sports started interleague play. Then they tried intersports play.
Why? Why? - Gentlemen,
Kolega with the assist
"It was a team effort. It took every player working together to lose this one."
This guy ate a lot of pork!
All part of the great fall line-up on Who Gives a Rat's Ass Thursdays.
for that 3rd home run.
like... - Jenna, I can explain.
Oh, my God! - Did I just fart?
I don't think my boyfriend will be happy about that
Nicole! Let's say hi to Nicole.
a salute to our South Sea neighbors: Viva Calypso!
My deepest sympathy! - Thank you, Mr. Cain.
Until we allow teams to move cities and players to change teams
You losing weight?
We can win this thing! Are you with me?
Maria L Inman the most beloved roly-poly on the planet
Professional athletes come and go. - Not in baseketball. There's rules against it.
I'm saying that, because she's a guy. - It's impossible! Just look at her!
Sorry, I forgot how much Doug Remer cares about kids.
Let's bail. - No, let's go to Brittany's room!
Coop, you know what Miss Reed told me tonight?
It certainly does seem to be raining shit on Amy McGrath right now.
Those corners are tricky.
We still have no fucking clue where the nudes are.
Vajoina!
What's a vajoina?
The Beers cheerleaders also mourning the loss.
In Denslow Cup IV...
yes the beyondium continues.... with beyokcbedspulanks. and illumiodioums.
The Beers are gone in the 7th.
We win the game!
You know what you're doing? - What's it look like? - An execution?
Christ! - Will you turn that shit off? - I'm scared! - Listen to me.
Alright. Check this shit out!
yes kelly klonk? what do you want? i want to do some habruriting in hacketts gully.
on the strength of a Dirk Jansen psych-out.
How you tell
One, Two, Three! Fuck The Mexicans!
You want me to have bigger titties?
They'd really rather have your autograph.
because his vision brought baseketball from local driveways into big arenas,
Ahh Christ! Will you turn that shit off??
i'll install some carpet in your home Buy a carpet and bring it to the house on Saturday
It certainly does seem to be raining shit on rin right now
I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here
Hey, Coop, looks like your boy Denslow's gonna buy the farm.
If you restart my laptop 13 or 14 more times... im outta here
Dude, we said no more mortal kombat psych-outs
Come on, Joey.
Reggie Jackson hits his 3rd home run of the game.
not old enough for prostitution, he personally flew there.
Oh everybody look at that, he sound like Eric Cartman from South Park Oh my God, his voice looks like Cartman from South Park, That is referenced in 1998
Is your canine locked up or secured within your domicile?
What a story this is!
A A
Your bed's over here.....
We're gonna take these mooks out or what? - Let me handle this one!
Coop, check out this cool shit we got at the hospital...
Sorry, I forgot how much Doug Remer cares about kids. - Gentlemen!
Great to have you with us. - So Miami takes the field.
What a game! The Shirts win the World Championship
And a homerun's behind the meatballs. - Take your shot, guy!
But when that didn't work they tried intersports play.
Coop's coming up.
I hear your sister's going out with Squeak
You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I’m outta here
It Certainly Seems To Be Raining Shit On Justin Fiehrer Right now
I don't know... - And Miss Reed, too.
He's trying to tell you something!
People's attention spans today can only be measured in nanoseconds.
i don't reallyyyy watch anime anymore
It certainly does seem To be raining shit on Scott Cohen right now
Well I don't really know, but for some reason it made me feel good about it.
Stadiums and arenas became no more
Listen, partner.
Oh, he's fine. He came through the operation with flying colors.
to bring the fans back.
to recruit heavily from prisons, mental institutions and Texas.
IT CERTAINLY DOES SEEM TO BE RAINING SHIT ON DAN SNYDER RIGHT NOW
How about poisoning the reservoir?
Do you want me to move on to the conference room? - Not yet.
I swear you guys rip on the Jays 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here
enjoys full medical benefits and in-house child care. We are glad
If no clear winner emerges, a two-man sack race will be held
I know exactly what you mean.
Come on, bitch!
Runner on 3rd. This could bring him home.
First we get the job at Targrt Then we get the comics gigs
Hoffner Vacation?
Oh sorry, I'm just going to be working, need he money. But thank you
Excuse me! - Brittany!
Can't gross me out. - Well, check out Coop!