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## Ooh! Eh. Frank! Hey, Frank! What are you doing?
Dee, this chick is so in love with me, she doesn't even know it.
Ben's the only one who's using it properly.
Move-in after completion
D-E-N-N-I-S.
Just get the hell out of my apartment.
This is Men stuff MEN STUFF!
A lot, dude. She's been irritated with me.
Dennis, I've been looking all over for you. Where you been?
She thinks she's got the H. I.V. Then I slip in.
There are no prizes, charlie
Smooth! Very- Very smooth stuff. Very classy.
Way to go, jerks! Good job! Yeah? Way to go to you.
is a comprehensive approach to seduction that I have perfected over the years.
Dee, do you want to go? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I wanna go, but not with you!
I want to tell you that the reason I was distant is because...
You been humping these girls after I'm done with them? Oh, yeah, dude.
Get out. Just play it cool.
It's all my fault.
It's 'cause I'm getting tired. My arm's blown out.
I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.
Then I slip right in…
I don't care that it's for kids. All right? Let me demonstrate my value to you. Please!
You are so stupid
Listen to this message. Come here. This chick is so in love with me, it's crazy.
Why'd you tell him to do it with the windows up? That's cruel. The engine's not even on.
I like turtles. Okay.
Oh, that's my system. The M.A.C. "Move-in After Completion."
Are you sure? 'Cause your garbage disposal's a mess. Pretty sure.
It's way worse than when I got here. I think you should get out.
No, it says Philadelphia right there. Oh. Yeah- No, that...
Cool….. You’re the one that’s cool
I'm fine all by myself, buddy! I'm doing just fine by myself.
And then when we get to the restaurant, the restaurant is closed,
Oh, what the hell!
This is what men do