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-you're the one that's nice
You idiot! Why would you stab me? I was flirting with you!
- What are you two dickheads doing here? - What are you doing here?
You're gonna want to nurture that dependence that she's feeling on you now, guys.
That, my friends, is the key to winning any girl's heart.
Cancel all your plans.
And once we're on my bed, it is game over.
I'm trying to re-D.E.N.N.I.S. This chick. No, you back off!
You're gonna get me fired from the coffee shop. " This is incredible.
And that's the perfect time to "I"...
Goddamn- All right. I'm gonna get everybody what they want, including myself.
What's happening?
I'm swimming in your wake.
What's he doing?
thus demonstrating that I have a monster dong.
She's on the mend, so I wanted to get her out of the house.
Wrong! Wrong!
Well, just stay there. I'm gonna come down to help.
Speed Pitch. That's all you do? You throw a pitch?
Don't interrupt. Okay?
Oh. Hi, Mac, Caylee. I didn't see you there.
I like turtles.
What? No, Dennis, this does not change...
It's just to see how fast can you throw?
Now, the first step to any erotic conquest is to "D"- demonstrate your value.
I don't need bus fare! I'm not sure the bus comes out here anyway.
You know what? You go! You get outta here!
Oh! Hey, wait, wait. Hey, guy. Do you work here?
I'll give you a ride! Thank you.
So, I wonder if there's a kissing booth anywhere close.