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Hi, Dennis, it's Caylee.
Okay. Okay! Let's start over. We're getting way of topic here.
Uh, yeah. I looked into it. There's no, um, Dr. Toboggan in Philadelphia either.
Thus demonstrating my value as a loving grandson and an all-around great guy.
Yeah. I told him to wait for me. He kinda does whatever I say. It's pretty great.
Maybe that's my system. She got a job at the fair. It could be fun to stalk around a fair.
Actually, it's Mantis. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
Oh Whoops…
I don't think your grandmother exists, Dennis.
- Do you know anything about plumbing? - Uh... no.
Fifteen. Fifteen.
No! No more thirds for Frankie! Seconds from now on!
I mean, what prizes are there?
Is there anybody out there that could take me home?
No, it's not. No, it's not. But it's exciting, isn't it?
I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
I told her, "It's for my grandmother. She's quite ill."
# Watchin' every motion in my foolish lover's gaze ##.
O-O-Okay. Well, do you want me to come in?
- Right this way, Nana. - Kids are so brutal.
My system of seduction that I used to win your heart,
Welcome to hell!
She'll start questioning her self-worth,
- I'm here for the scraps. - I haven't had a chance to get in there yet, okay? So just...
I like turtles
That's right. I come in after Mac. But he's taking forever this time.
You're supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a main artery,
Mantis. No!
Why do you think I'm always reading books and shit when we do the spider routine?
Oh look Ben, a carnie!
I was gonna protect you from the stabbing.
That will provide the perfect setting for all of our needs to be met.
And I'll also take this. Thank you. Here. Do you want a glass?
Hello?