Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right! That was rough!

You're the one that's good.

So I'll feign surprise and say something along the lines of,

You work at a fair, carney! Don't call her a carney, man.

No! Stop it! Do you need bus fare?

Where are you going?

and then as she's dying you nurse her back to health,

It's just to see "how fast can you throw." Oh!

Are you kidding me? You are not winning their hearts.

What do you mean I’m here for the scraps

"Separate Entirely."

I mean, what prizes are there?

Okay, clearly none of you have any idea how to run my system!

You can reverse sear anything?

I’m ready to plowwww

You're gonna take the prize and award it to the bustiest woman you can find. Okay?

Now, Mac, you're the final piece in this puzzle.

I personally try to engage the girl physically without ever going on the date,

What- I- I set up a picnic. Do you not like picnics?

Maybe that fictional, angry neighbor that you've simulated comes back,

I beg your pardon?

Of course we've engaged over and over physically.

Just shut up and let him work.

These are totally the type of things you were talking about- slashing a girl's tires,

That's exactly right, Charlie. You're really picking up on this. I'm proud of you, bud.

I'm here for the scraps.

And then, naturally, we bang.

"Inspire Hope."

Pull back, guys. Pull back.

you blindfold me so I have no idea where I am...

Is that a bag of hair in your hand, Charlie?

I got your test results. You're positive. You got the H.I.V.