Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When someone asks us about our fish...
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(SHRIEKS)
What?
Ah, there he is.
You can live on it… but it tastes like shit.
find yourself a nice, comfortable spot
Ah. Just making sure.
Are either of you ladies attached or married or anything like that?
Just bite the end off. They're really sweet.
Perhaps I'll have more success as her husband.
MICK: Get out of the way, dopey!
Killed it, of course.
What's goin' down, bro?
G'day, Irving. How are you, mate?
Yep, That's What I Saw. _
You see, Donk's never spilled a drop.
- Been waiting long? - Oh, I arrived early,
- Hi, pumpkin. - Hi, Dad.
I caught one down there about three weeks ago.
Dorothy and Wendell Wainwright. From Australia.
Oh...
Nice chatting to you, ladies.
Sue, even if this thing is for real,
Oh, hang on.
- Oh. - Do you breed them?
if you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick to say hello to Senator Manly.
Uh, excuse me, Gwendoline.
Ready as I'll ever be.
What are you drinking, Gwendoline?
The thing bit his leg right off,
Lady here wants to talk to the guy in the black hat!
- Cheerio. - Wednesday.
A death roll?
Well, if you're looking for adventure,
I need a piss!
That's the dangerous end.
Oh, God. We got separated in customs.
What happened?
Shh! Shut up, you guys.
I shouldn't have made that crack about the lunatic asylum.
(RATTLE)
"Snake-infested swamps..."
When people ask about our fish
I'm here, aren't I?
(GROANS)
MICK: G'day.
Tell him not to leave.
(COCKS RIFLE)
SUE: Good to see you looking so fit and well.
influencing her as her editor.
I'll get in the back, Gus.
(CRUNCH) NEV: Ooh!
Get out of here! Get going!
(GUNSHOT)
Ah, maybe we could take in a movie or, you know, go to a dance or...
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
What's up lady
TITS: SHIPREK, JUST AGREE WITH HIM.
MICK: Hey, come on, Dan. You're in no condition to drive.
Huh?
Uh...
It's all right. It's a mate of mine.
What about you? Aren't you having any?
Serve per lavarsi il culo vero???
What a strange gentleman.
He,he,he
That’s a shirt
That’s not a garden This is a garden
We're going to miss him around here.
MICK: Just leave the spare towels on the bed, will you?
Oh, yeah. No troubles at all.
Ahem. Your father's expecting you, Miss.
And is there a Mrs. Crocodile Dundee?
- Morning, Miss. - Morning.
The one in the black hat.
Yeah. I'm cool. I'm cool.
AND YOUR DIGNITY.
he's gone walkabout.