Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She found a wonderful shrink.
Never Never Safaris.
Yeah, but...
Call me Mick.
Aborigines, well, like all God's creatures,
It's full of crocs. What do you reckon he was doing?
Jesus Christ
Come on, Mick.
Shh.
That's a knife
He wasn't trying to eat me on the spot.
I look great.
That's wonderful.
I can live with that.
I should've been home hours ago.
nah that's illegal. I was just running an AusPost Branch
- Italian, eh? - RICHARD: Yes.
Are we working tonight or are we socializing?
Him, I've got to meet.
Yeah, it's great. Here, try some of those yams.
Don't leave. I'm not going to marry Richard.
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off.
I've got a chopper meeting the plane at Darwin.
(LAUGHING)
What was he doing up there?
And this of course is Mr. Dundee.
Why? They're shooting these poor kangaroos for fun.
Trevor, get the spotlight over here, mate.
Hasn't she got any mates?
He just wanted grab hold of me and take me down for a death roll.
How would I know, shit-for-brains?
He's the best bushman in the territory.
Si, Señor Mick.
Got to pay for the room in advance, have we?
A fag, for Christ's sakes!
Hop in, mate.
You wouldn't last five minutes, love.
She loves me. (CHUCKLES)
Can't you stop her from taking all these dangerous assignments?
(CHUCKLES)
- Nice to meet you, Sue. - Bye, Nev.
Is that you, Rosita?
Then he'll take you away to his meat safe somewhere.
- If she'll have me. - Oh, Richard.
brings it out in the open, no more problem.
Sue!
(GUNSHOTS ON TV)
Parlay a knife?
Well, I hope you're not gonna be the strong, silent type.
I'll gonna have to find a way of keeping you in town.
MICK: Oh, bonzer people.
Lucky bastard.
Hundreds of miles...
Now, boil the water,
Said to meself, Mick, old son,
What does she want?
That's no wave
Well, you were right.
That's a parlay
- Richard. - Good to see you.
You're a black feller, aren't you?
Well, that's all the more reason...
IDA: You better get your men out of here.
Hey, how many of us are staying here?
Is it dead?
Humm
Haaa!
It's the way we do it back home.
SUE: You don't know?
Shit!
Jesus...
Well, quite obviously, I have not had a great deal of success
Well, to get a buzz.
Straight past the hospital
it could take you weeks to nail him down.
(CRACKLING)
Anti-nuke, women's lib, save the whales.
Thanks, mate.
Shut up!
Are you involved in cattle, Mr. Dundee?
WOMAN: I'm sorry. He's still not answering.
He almost started a riot
Tenderize you a bit.
- Bidet? - Mmm.
Will you trust me?
Thank you, sir.
- You'll take care of the luggage? - Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be dead for dollars.