Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Police academy or jail. - Will I get my own squad car?
Oh, my God! You wouldn't believe it.
I think it speaks for itself.
Many many easter eggs
You'll get 14 weeks of academy training and discipline...
You're the devil and you're rotten to the core.
No deal. That's nuts.
I can't even feel my arms anymore.
More! I want more!
Barbara, this is Lt. Harris.
Ma'am.
Thanks.
Back in the old days there were johnsons as far as the eye could see
- The driving course is tomorrow. - So?
What about guns, when do we get guns?
Get your stuff.
They don't respect respect.
Take good care of my car! Bye, babies!
Even if you never graduate, the training will be good for you.
There was a giveaway and I missed it
Rat Face?!
Look Everyone... FREE TV's!
I have a friend who smokes. I'll go get him.
I ain't gonna help you this time.
Do you know she is attempting...
Sixteenth Street? Are you sure, sir?
You go with them.
- What's your name? - Jones. Larvell Jones.
Stay there!
M
I'm not really George Martin.
Even you.
I am until I can get myself thrown out of here. I'll be gone by 10:00.
What's he done?
Well, they're tan, very supple, well-rounded...
Do give serious consideration to not coming back.
. .
Come on.
Officer Hightower.
lever and sarcastic, she's also fragile and weird
- I'm a size 9, sometimes... - Next.
Asshole.
HEY FREE TV'S!!! HEY FREE TV'S!!!
starting Monday morning.
- Just a little off the side, please. - You bet.
And you'd better actually keep your mouths shut.
The police academy's getting themselves a real fine recruit.
you will endure an extremely rigorous physical training program.
All right, you scumbags, you have 30 minutes to shower and get to class.
I'll bet there's a back door to this place.
Okay, now there's another car.
The police academy?
Why can't you stay out of trouble?
Let's go.
A whole big bunch of losers.
Rat face?
Get your butt off my desk and get out of here!
Actually, I was kidding about the front seat. But this is good.
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On second thought, let's just rip the front seats out and sit in the back.