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I could show a movie on your butt, fatso!

If I don't pass this driving course, they're going to kick me out of here.

and to me, also.

And that's just the beginning.

What about guns? When do we get guns?

Miss Hooks, you're next.

You move this car an inch and you're finished, mister! You hear me?

- You got any brown shoe polish? - I've got cordovan. Who's it for?

Absolute silence!

Men, I've got a little problem here.

Trenton be like

You stay right behind me, punk.

control of your mind! She's not just a social

Every single one of them.

The lot's full, mister!

Have you seen these applications?

Yes, sir. Shit, I'm deaf.

From now on, part of your training will be to ride from time to time...

There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.

Get out of here now!

At ease, Hightower.

Real police are handling the problem.

Ready now, sir.

you are out of the academy forever.

Who knows how these things get started?

What do you say to that, Lassard?

I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks.

The only way to get a new Cintas shirt

You're married?

- I want you to give me your best shot. - What?

You, give me that bike!

You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives.

My name is Cmndt. Lassard.

It seems I've got a squad full of scumbuckets.

No, sir. Not you.

I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days.

Are you using the royal "we" now? Are you gonna start p

I want you to go to the police academy.

That's beautiful. To me, marriage is a sacred institution.

- Damn good haircuts. - Thank you, sir.

...respect for anything. They don't respect customers or property.

No, not really. May I go?

Very good for the academy.

SHIT, I'M DEAF!

So this is what you want me to do?

And clean the ashtray while you're at it.

Find it Rat Face

Git, Mahoney! You get out there and you follow me.

How I love a ride in the country.

This is Lt. Harris from the police academy.

You wouldn't shoot old friends, would you?