Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Jesus, dude, won't do the cancer thing.
For the record, when you go through chemo,
No! Well, yes. I mean, I was eating the old cheese
So I'm just gonna break it down. I introduce myself right. That was wrong.
Rob Thomas and Sinbad?
Well, for starters, I was minding my own business.
Okay, good work, Frank.
Come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad,
He do whatever I tell him to do 'cause he's my bitch, bitch!
with Mr. Von Joni himself.
- I'm a huge Sinbad fan. I've all his... - Sinbad is not the man that...
I've been keeping track of all my sexual exploits,
I'm sorry. That's a stupid idea and I don't want you to do it.
watch your ass, new meat
Shine it on his dick. Shine it on his dick.
"Our eyes locked, our hands touched,
Time out. Did you see where I pissed in the fountain?
Well, how am I supposed to use it now? 'Cause you... jerk.
- What a jerk. - I know, but watch this.
Well, at least it was short and dry this time.
We're going to turn the tables here.
Sorry about that, Terry. Anyway, this cat people...
when the donald looks at Ivanka's highschool yearbook photos
You were putting the cheese in the rat traps?
Took it. Bam. Mine.
Occupado.
- And anyway, so... - No, no, no, I'm not Bill, I'm Terry.
I'm gonna get us into a room with Jovi himself.
But it was working until you got in with the bullshit numbers.
- Of course I have a spy. - Is that normal to you?
Her breasts, were awesome
while we get the ball rolling with Bon Jovi.
- Why do you have a spy? - To spy the waitress.
So, Mr. Reynolds, you're interested in buying our arena football team?
To get back at their kids.
I mean, am I right...
Totally, no wonder! It reeks in here!
I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker
- I will knock you out. - What the hell is going on here?
Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue O.D.,
"I removed my robe and stood before her..."
before I head off to Paddy's.
- Goddamn! Jacking off to my... - No, no!