Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was much, much older than me, but her breasts…were awesome.

Hey, guys, what book you keep going on and on about?

Dee, this guy is great!

- What's that? - I got some dick in a movie theater

and forever, and forever...

You make those problems up. You choose to do that stuff.

Yeah, you know who that is, huh?

Hey, Dennis! What's up buddy, come here!

- Come on, come on. - You think he will autograph my shirt?

Those aren't real problems, Charlie.

Because the public loves those crazy celebrity stories and rehab shit.

- What? - Sinbad, and the other comedians

- Oh, come on, man... - Shut up! Give it to him.

and have actual problems.

Take his slipper rob thomas

Do you have any employer references?

- Yeah. - You don't want to end up like

Yeah, I should definitely see a doctor.

So, you guys, what's the deal with those hands-free headsets

Give me the laser pointer. Just give me the laser pointer.

Oh, God! There's evil twins in the...

and I would like to request a private bedside concert

This is Mac. You got the wrong number.

Well, I already got a bald-cap guy and everything.

- I'm a jerk? - Yeah, you're a jerk.

- Who you looking for? - Bill. Who's this?

Because when you perform, your nerves make you dry heave,

Let's talk stigmatas.