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- I'm in rehab, dude. - Oh, yeah.
- giving me shit. - Why are you turned around like that?
You are not going in there with that cancer thing,
And you never woke up in a rehab facility with the wounds of Christ
Let's hope she's got some new jokes this time.
So I don't go to a therapist. I just go to bars.
Awesome! All right, now I'm gonna pretend that I have terminal cancer
when you combine cat food, beer and glue.
Ma'am, I am dying of very terminal cancer
Donald looking at ivanka's yearbook photos
What number were you trying to call?
- Piece of cake. - Have a little faith in us, please.
the public eats that shit.
I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker.
it's meerkat tuesday! time to get up and see it through!
You know what? You don't write it, bitch,
Legal help? What the hell you talking about, man?
Get you in rehab... Rehab... Rehab...
Watch your ass, new meat.
His eyes.
from the cigar is what's gonna do the trick.
Synchro : Criztian Guest : Sososeries.
- This is cat food, Charlie. - Dee, I can explain it, all right?
Shut up and give me my book back, please.
Why are you still pissing in it?
Showing up to the squad party like:
It makes you feel, like, extremely sick and tired.
and come back, and pissed in the fountain.
It's not that tough to be you, Frank.
Charlie, do I really have to sleep here?
Dee, if you're going to walk a mile in my shoes,
He will autograph your face, until it is bloody, to a pulp!
Personal memoirs are huge right now.
Goddamn it.
You don't know why I do the things that I do.
This is my day, and this is where I come at the end of the day
Dennis, you were never the personal sexual adviser to Jon Bon Jovi!
You just gotta put in your dues, Charlie, you know?
Oh, I use this fountain for killing powers.
- I'll give you $60 million for the team. - Frank, Frank? Thank you.
- You're able to fall asleep. - Why would I want to make myself
Dude, your balls totally rule
He will autograph your face until it gets bloody.
Now, in case you have to pee-pee, I got this for you, all right?
Yeah, I heard about that shit. You trying to write "memoirs," erotic shit.
Jesus Christ!