Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no, no. The airline is canceled.

What am I, 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?

Everything's great.

Everything's great. Everything's correct with it here. Everything's wright with it here. Everything's great. Everything's correct with it here. Everything's wright with it here.

Uh, a Band-Aid just fell out of your hair.

And the dipping sauce. Oh, joy!

or get in writing from the company's lawyers.

For once, I am not gonna be Jan Brady.

What about Washington?

or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, you'll have a chin.

I'm single. I'm a lawyer. I wear nice coats.

I hate going to the airport.

There was no flight, was there?

I'll move to Cleveland when you get that Ikea... Never!

Bush! Has it gotten that bad? Good God, I'd rather work for an American car company than jump on that sinking ship.

and I don't want to stab you in the face with a giant fork.

Like right now, for instance.

Don’t you deprive the good people of Cleveland of Summerslam!

which is 52, where I work.

and I don't want you to go into a coma

That's what this wing of the hospital is called.

I thought you'd like to know that it's snowing out...