Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a company-wide e-mail from the new CEO

I've been threatening a lot of people lately.

and I didn't want to ruin it.

Wrong again. It was for two undescended testicles.

but you're gonna get me another sandwich,

But as far as Liz Lemon knows, her sandwich never came.

and assumed it fell in his ear again.

Lemon, we should talk.

Will you remember me?

No, that's not it at all. Since my surgery,

I haven't stayed up this late since college.

What did Floyd want? He's in town.

back to his apartment,

Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth

as the new Homeland Security Director

This morning, I had to cut my own cantaloupe.

I'm gonna be Marcia, damn it.

Destroyed an entire city block...

No, no, no, no, no.

some Rust Belt tramp answered the phone,

You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!

and now he's here and I don't know what "crash" means.

I don't know what girl you're talking about, Liz.

MSNBC has confirmed that former GE executive Jack Donaghy

I've been drinking this since I was a baby!

You can't bring that past here.

Can't we just fast-forward to being friends again?

Uh, no. No, no, you didn't.