HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well share around...
- He's bringing a girl? - Miracles do happen.
Nothing.
and over here around Christmas or early in the new year.
who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world from nuclear disaster.
- Tony and Bernie. Both crap... - The terrible two.
so I thought I'd give it to you.
Breastfeeding critics...
You expect me to tell the truth about my life...
Notting Hill Horse and Hound
So glad we made it
- It was lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you.
Without saying a word
the-- the thing I was doing tonight, I'm not doing anymore.
Speak on, dear friend.
- A bath would be great. -
Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol.
Rita Hayworth used to say,
walk over and, uh, kiss the girl.
This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams,
Get your logic. Demi-cappu coming right up.
No.
Here. Let-- Let me, um--
And... it's taken two rather painful, um, operations...
- Bye, Anna. - Love your work.
- Hey, you. -
Nice garden.
Oh, great. If you don't mind, I would like something too.
Oh, she
- No, no matter what - No, no matter
It's not Henry James, but it's... gripping.
which, um, well, sells travel books,
- Give it to me in yards. - Uh, 18 yards.
67000021K subscribers read all about on youtube get uber eats have a good day rest again mount myself on a wall go to the year 6760 make a payment land on the "Go To Jail' space roll the dice gamble drunk at the casino make a chicken crazy take a cross-section eat meat get dizzy and wake up again.
Made of
- Ooh. - Okay.
- That's a great tie. - Now you're lying.
I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside.
Well, actually, yes.
Oh splendid! Oh well done!
It's one hell of a job, isn't it? What do you put on your passport?
It seems like a... perfect situation,
No. No. Um, don't-- don't-- don't do that.
I seriously don't know what came over me.
I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
And this is William.
So I saw you put that book down your trousers.
rather than having jerks like you drooling over her.
- No, you were brilliant. - I'm rash and I'm stupid.
You knew just what I was there for
I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans.
Oh, signed by the author, I see.
I got gold chains implanted
or... a lot, maybe.
I know it's been months, but--
- Hi. - Hello, Anna--
Thank you. You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress.
Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, but thanks anyway.
Not a classic anecdote Ringing Starr or topol ?
so she can... deliver a line, but, um,
I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second?
Great. Thanks.
aaa bbbbbbbbbb
Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent.
Come and have a look.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
From Joseph who always sat beside her.
- Come here. - Ba-boom, ba-boom
- I forgot my other bag. - Oh, right. Right.
Anyway, um,
Within the measure of a day
No. It's my 22nd.
- I know - I know no matter what
I don't think you'll believe who was just in here.
That's my house there with the blue front door.
Yes, that's right. Topol.
Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22?
You know, what's-her-name.
yes beryl bentoerette? what do you want? i want to do some saiike heltering in saint hellier.
But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished.
bugger
more, uh, horses in it
You see. And unless I'm much mistaken,
She's pretty and all but.. It's PhotoShop.. Are you aware of this?
- But, um-- - Can I help?
Oh, oh, whoopsidaisies! Did you just say whoopsidaisies?
I can't be what I'm not
But, um--
Okay. What if... I did have a book down my trousers?
yes raelene you old granny! with ya boingkids and wrinkles! congratulations on becoming a grandma! thank you dear i love being white and spackfillered! it's seagull poo dandruff!
Thank you, God.
Oh, well, there's a question, um,
This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams, not in real life.
Uh, I'll just... fire away then, shall I?
And even then it was-- it was just little girls with blonde ringlets.
who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life.
But, um,
any people wanting to be georgette? yes bray emilda and isiah.
- Wish me luck. - Good luck.
I die
Like no one before you
Hi. Come on in. Vague food crisis.
- Very unsuccessful professionally. - That's true.
Right.