Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Exactly a year ago today, this man here started the finest restaurant in London.
- Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Have you got a minute ? 你有空吗
and always thought she was, well, fabulous.
and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of... apricots.
She's in a hospital just down the road
- That is spectacularly unfair. - That's yours.
Oh, God. This is one of those key moments in life...
Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just--
- Which floor? - Three, please.
May be a hundred different things
Not a classic anecdote
YOU DAFT PRICK!
Um-- Yeah, so the, um--
uh, I've also got one.
How do you think I'm doing?
- and some of us-- - Get fired.
- Max has told me everything about you. - Has he?
Millions down the drain Well done
- Absolutely. - It's delicious.
I mean, good dreams. It's a--
never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through!
Of course.|
good-bye is traditional.
I'll be everyone you need
We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush,
Wait a sec. I mean, I--
Sorry I can not
She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill.
Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U. K. , then?
"Are you a fan of Henry James?"
Undressed like this, yeah.
...I've always been a bit of an ass...
But, uh--
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go!
You can light up the dark
Do you feel that way?
Uh, are you sure this is--
Uh,
No, no matter what
- Hi there. - Hello?
Please, sod off.
- No. - Would you like something to eat?
Well, a shot at it at least, huh?
Is that so? Well
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
The whole two-names concept...
yes beryl wopoxerette? what do you want? i want to smack wopox down so it's changed to "smacwoackpox".
The guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected.
It's your mother on the phone.
You've had it for ten minutes.
- I'm looking for Anna Scott. - Does she know you're coming?
- She saw through me. - Uh-oh.
Any time she goes away
Message from Command. Would you like them to send in the H. K. s?
if there were horses in it
- Smile. - I've got nothing to smile about.
Definitely.
Whereas you, I've watched in wonder.
iranges are so funny! like "x.data CC F837 6.7 to biocmanager ecetra ecetra... so hilarious!" yes iranges are one thing to laugh at.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
we can't have a baby.
Pathetic effort to hog the kudos
Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy.
- Baby, who is it? - Uh, it's, uh--
Tell me, if I employ a wet rag, would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?
But to make matters worse,
Oh, my God.
That's very good news. Um--
What did you say?
SELF-REFLECTION IS GOOD POTUS MUST TRY
Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt.
When living for my life
Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about her next project..
Uh--
"Are you a fan of Henry James?"
No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.
what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life.
Always been a bit of an ass
Does this mean that Miss Scott will not be publicizing her next film?
and you just dismissed me out of hand.
I'll throw in one of those for free.
Then you came and... I figured--
Flushed away
Ok, what if…I did…have classified documents Down my trousers?
who's filling in for jo smith? oscar derridge.
Absolutely no idea
Yeah.
That's my signature. And above it, it says, Dear Justin, you belong in jail.
Good-bye.
No matter what they do
- How have you been? - Fine, fine. Everything much the same.
- Well, I'll think about it. -
- Whoopsidaisies. -
Um, I know she's using another name.
I can't say that I know Patrick all that well.
who's filling in for eddie borocky? melanie dremenco.
And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly.
dream scenario-- I just, uh,
Come on! Come on! Wait!
You stay calm! This is a perfect situation for you, isn't it?
She may be the love that cannot hope to last
You've got five minutes
- Hi. - Hi.
Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee.
Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways.
Last time I was Mrs. Bambi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Absolutely fine
Martin, your customer.
- Okay, stand aside. - I don't think that's a good idea.
Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.
So what did you think of the film?
- Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question.
I don't know. Perhaps, um,
- Saying you'll never leave me - Bollocks! Bollocks!
Maybe it'll even help business.
There's Something Wrong With This Yogurt...
Yeah. Well, my pleasure.
Any horses in that one?
you said no witchcraft under any circumstances you're trying to give it up. you twitched a balloon today that's a very big no no! ok then you old fucking witch expert! i won't twitch for 24 hours cause i'm leaving you for good darren! you see mama's always right. shut up endora you porn fuck fresh face!
I just wanted to apologize for my friend. He's very sensitive.
You daft prick
I shall find myself 30 years from now still sitting on this sofa.
Our perspectives are very different.
Sorry.
minus 347 pound.
Come On Hit me with it
First there's this one. Cool, huh?
- I went out in my goddamn underwear too. - Get out!
and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit.
So glad we made it
I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth.
Tricky.
And don't forget I'm--
It was, um-- It was thrilling for me.
I'm sorry. Things are running a little bit late.
It's not a classic anecdote, is it though?
I thought Ghost was the most wonderful film.
- Time Out. - Great.
The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life.
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears
You must be Spike.
Absolutely. Never trust a Vegetarian! From "Notting Hill"
That old sun from shining
- That's all that matters to me - No, no matter what
Yeah. The last time you were here, there were some fairly graphic photographs...