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For June who loved this garden.
Damn it.
And he can't remember--
And is-- is he your favorite Italian director?
filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate.
- Very well, Captain. I'll pass that on straightaway. - Thank you.
At least I think it was Ringo.
to the saddest act here.
Oh, no. There was one from your mum.
That's not an excuse. I just--
- There's this girl-- - Aha.
Bitch
Flower
nonsense it all is.
- Disaster. - That's okay.
Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
Now down to business. The end of the scene.
What?
I don't know.
Absolutely, yeah. You're clearly very busy.
I knew a girl at school called Pandora Never got to see her box though
Oh, right. How about the new John Grisham thriller?
Big, big bollocks! Average day, my glasses are everywhere.
There was a Miss Pocahontas,
- What sort of acting do you do? - Films, mainly.
Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting.
Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from?
I liked the bit in space
It's a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again.
No, they're great They're great
Someone I really could care for
- Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question.
Oh. Hi.
- See you. - Right.
WHEN YOU THINK CAN WADE THERE BUT YOU END UP GETTING WET AS HELL
- Okay. - Okay.
Uh, well we would have liked to...
- - Oh, God!
They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year.
jo bye and tania smith. skye bye and tania krichel.
No, it's fine.
- Yes, I did. - Good.
Of course.
Some people do spend their whole lives together.
- Thanks. - Pleasure.
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell
Thacker. His name was Thacker.
"I want to know the cost to ship, but I don't know how big it is, where it's going or what it is" Martin! Your customer.
You actually have... clauses in your contract about nudity?
You see, most girls, they're all like, Stay away, chum.
No, it's all right. You were saying.
Here's the, uh, thing. Do you wanna come this way?
who's filling in for fiona ginn? kathy stokes.
I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke,
that are, in fact, dead already.
who's filling in for magaret sheffield? dean cox.
- So glad we made it - Max, I'm okay.
It's not warm when she's away
When they change the law, Spike and I will marry immediately.
Shh! Hello! I have a little speech to make.
There's a truth in your eyes
I'll get the jam, you get the door.
No. I thought it was... really, you know, interesting.
But seriously .. They are just BREASTS!!!
The one I'll care for through the rough
I'll regret this forever.
Good decision, yeah.
- Oh, God. Oh, goddy God. - What did you say to her?
who's filling in for carl d'silva? keanu hawley.
- Think I should do Henry James instead? - You would be brilliant.
- Have you seen my glasses? - No, afraid not.
Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers.
This is me. Spikey.
But you wouldn't necessarily lick both?
And now, tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu!
Uh, yes. All right.
- I can't deny what I believe - What I believe
On your first marks!
- No, no, no. - No?
I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke...
Sort of. - Great.
- That's not fair. - One of them marries me, then leaves me...
Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money.
- Really inedible. Yes, you're right. -
Oh splendid! Oh well done!
Oh, bugger.
Uh, Horse & Hound.
Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
We are living in cloud cuckoo land. We'll never get this done today.
Come on. Hit me with it.
You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.
Some disgusting sugary drink...
- You've got to go. - Why?
Yes. I believe I would.
Once in a lifetime
in a house full of ramps.
Good night.
you are about to shiendalin! the cases are rulings! the rulings are jew! the people are J shiendalin! this is judging you!
- Good night. - I'm so sorry about the loo thing.
So what do you think? Good move?
Not bad, not bad at all…
NEVER GOT TO SEE HER BOX
It just got to the point...
Hi.
Listen, you think about her all the time. Now you can ring her.
it used to be rebecca lawrence really get down to the nitty gritty and scratch jo smith just to get under the surface to draw blood out of cht so t would be sam cam taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
so we think cooking is cruel.
But when it came to it, I didn't know how to call,
- Really? - Really.
Any time she goes away
WHENEVER TRUMP SAYS ANYTHING
And, of course, well, I was total crap, so--
Run!
- Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Excuse me.
to the most indiscreet man in England?
are there any circumstances in which...
'Course.
Yes.
- Okay, that's fine. - No. I'm sure I can get out of it.
It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years.
- Do you have any books by Dickens? - No.
Julia Roberts at her best ... Love her!
- I'm afraid I can't let you through. - Right.
- Oh, my God! - Bugger! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
floating through a dark blue sky.
Um, I haven't decided yet.
No, I-- I know that. She-- She said that.
but I once saw Ringo Starr.
Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover from 1000 through 1215.
No. No.
Olives?
Thanks. Thanks.
Delicious coffee.
- - That'll be Bernie.
trump
Oh, well, don't overdo it.
but she's just split up from her boyfriend, right?