Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality.

and her agent in New York.

which is, um.. shooting later in the summer

When news of a job move breaks

they will discover I can't act,

"Are you a fan of Henry James?"

I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts

Oh, it's in the way you hold me

Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah.

Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room.

Oh, okay Take a seat and I'll go check

Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it?

- What do you think? - Gripping. It's not Jane Austen.

Is that so? Well

But surely that's worth a brownie.|

I don't know...

I'm sorry I didn't get down what magazines you're from

Uh, look, I'm sorr--

I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty.

- Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin'

He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think.

- - Try as I may, I can never explain

Well, you know,

No one's allowed to see them

Gimme, gimme some lovin'

But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.

It’s not a classic anecdote, is it?

I don't either.

The pictures have been sold and they're just...

I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer...

I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up.

Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges.

My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know.

Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone you know

Oh, right. There we are then.

jo smith and sophie changeline you bitches both need to pack your bags because i've had enough of both of you! alright oui we'll pack our bags! (slaps!) ow! we're gone now!

It was just so nice to meet you.

your job still pays you rather a lot of money...

- Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. - See you later.

This is crazy behavior.

#SirKidStarver Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?

now looks like a porn film.

Asking him to love her

Uh, well, we would have liked to,

I know it was--

Right, uh, Mr. Thacker. Will you come this way.

Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?

Probably not. Um, something else cold.

Bella, this is Anna.

I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special.

who's filling in for tammy kean? jane chairer.

Horse and Hound

- Red or white? - Red.

and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world.

My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back...

Um-- uh, P. G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know.

someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again.

Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,

Can speak right to my heart

- They're like little villages. - Let's go in.

Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know.

Yeah, yeah. That would be, uh--

Gedda You daft prick

But, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.

I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him.

So, uh, what happened there?

- Brilliant. Max? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.

You should do more of this stuff.

without an interesting answer.

I'm a complete moron I apologize...

I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.

Um, could I just say--

You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures.

Minimum input, maximum publicity.

Neildy back in the game!

What am I doing with you?

Any time she goes away

JAMES BOND NEVER HAS TO PUT UP WITH THIS $@&!

- Have been murdered, yes. - Murdered.

All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

- Still, not sparkling. - Absolutely. Ice-cold still water.

Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check.

- Millions down the drain. - Well done.

I'm sorry about that.

And ready years

- How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven.

Exactly. Right. So here we go again.

I was just wondering if, uh,

Newspapers last forever.

- What's your name? - Rufus.

These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy.

yes there is such a thing as gale cengage learning courses. i hope george enrolls in one so he can learn how to get divorced. i hope so too cause we told him but he didn't get a second chance.

whether you might let me see you a little,

some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.

- Excuse me? - You know.

Nice firm Nice firm

having behaved so badly.

No one knows why some things work out and some things don't.

and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those.

casually marries my best friend.

Poor old carrots. That's--

Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted.

- She still loves you, though. - In a depressingly asexual way.

The problem is she left the message with my flatmate...

So what do you think?

He wasn't that friendly during filming?

Fairly Fabulous

*talks to gym crush* *immediately checks mirror*

She's someone who...

oh dear granny snell fancy a wrinky wrinky? oh yes dear anything to get on the old stretchkids.

I'm just in London...

What do you do?

All actresses are as mad as snakes.

I may have told a few people down at the pub.

I thank you. And Tony, the worst restauranteur.

No. No, uh, she doesn't.

and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy.

Stop! Stop! I beg you!

might be more than just good friends?

It's one of life's real cruelties.

- I was going to call, but I-- - Uh, Anna.

who's filling in for anusha pillay? david o'callaghan.