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and over here we have contestant number 5... well i'll just scratch you and call the police!

Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.

Absolutely no idea

Everybody should and I'm

- How can you mend - Open up.

I'll see what I can do.

Today's been a good day,

I don't have a book down my trousers.

The film's great, and, um,

- Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. - Oh, my God.

Oh, right, right. So, uh--

No, nice try gorgeous.... ...but you’re not fooling anyone

You daft prick!

Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,

Are you... busy tonight?

- Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something.

But, seriously, they're just breasts.

That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment.

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I’m just a boy standing in front of a boy Asking him to embrace

much more towards the emerging markets.

- - Turn right!

depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.

Or hounds for that matter Our readers are equally intrigued by both species

Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?

Come on! No! Wait! Wait there!

There's a truth in your eyes

Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?

Ah, yes, excellent Excellent

Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice.

to my little sister's birthday party?

- Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part.

Asking to help chaperone a Dance

woodcock? no, thank you, i'm a fruitarian

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh,

it now appears as though...

I'll regret this forever

Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London...

Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip.

Useful for, uh, lighting fires,

which was a very serious mistake.

i hate you marleen! i hate you gabi!

but she checked out about an hour ago.

but also that she was...

So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do?

May be the famine or the feast

yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some huawkgwokaing in hamilton hill.

- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point.

- No. - Orange juice?

Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true.

Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?

All the awaits me Is you

And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,

Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely.

- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um--

But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor.

I only found out you were here yesterday.

But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you.

Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom.

I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi.

My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.

I'll throw in one of those for free.

and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else.

Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.

- No comment means yes. - No, it doesn't.

Can I just say no to your kind request and leave it at that?

Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.

You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you?

rachel toyne and sue thomas. rachel kirkwood and will thomas.

She's in a hospital just down the road.

When someone tells me they like jewellery

Thank you God for blessing her butthole

yes me mom's got rash diptheria e.coli! and she's 0754 years old! yes snok snok with kiss ships and draco and hair bits snok snok! after all i rented the snok car! yes with her besa reets and snooky with granny snok view snok snok and a vendette! and her snohole!

Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.

- But when you hold me near - When you hold me near

- He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask.

It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word Kensington in it.

who's filling in for carmen acosta? nicole icom.

Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then.

Do you always say no to everything?

Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back.

"I didn't know where to go."

Martin, your customer.

and now I've landed in it all over again.

I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered.

Thank you God for blessing her butthole

For me the book is the poorer for it.

It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise

Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?

it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love. it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love.

would you be riding them...

Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden.

- So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down.

You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about?

the git that I am living with.

I just wondered whether if...

You gotta gimme some lovin'

- I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried.

These are for my, um, grandmother.

- Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi.

You’re my Hero!!

You belong in jail

You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek.

it was nice to meet you.

The why and wherefore I'm alive

- Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you.

- Yes? - Bad news.

So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?

In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.

- There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir.

She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one.