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- Do you wanna stay? - Yeah. Why not?
the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment.
No. What's that?
me mom's got fotsons's gyrrririioohoooohappeningohotoyaphoya! and she's very very sick over it with snow lesbians! and she's only had a start at _0 years old in her opus of 59 and she's a snow mountain dome cafe balloon cub she's goes pop pop roar pop when she wakes up only with disterterryia!
They thrust this thing into my hand I didn't...
No one says, Whoopsidaisies, do they? I mean, unless they're--
Never got to see her box or--|
- - Looks like a chauffeur to me.
No, it's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a... cartoon character.
riccardo king and lisa sarikkscan. natalie sarikkscan and riccardo clarkson.
because you can do that in dreams and, um,
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Interesting means inedible.
I'm really sorry about last time.
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide to Bali from your trousers...
who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant.
checkin'.
Wonder this time where she's gone
Good Lord, you're the spitting image of--
- Does the girl have a name? - Don't know. Wouldn't say.
Um, but nevertheless, there we go there.
- Thank you for such a terrific time. - I'm delighted.
The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk...
In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again.
I knew a girl at school called Pandora.
Mmm.
And she's always gone too long
I-I'm a complete moron. I apologize. I--
It's just one day.
Let’s go crazy I’ll have an orange juice
Yeah? Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
FUCK UNCOUNTABLE NOUNS WE LOVE OUR ORANGE JUICES
out the inner crispier feel. and pan fry it to 5000000000° celcius while watching endless reruns of supernatural upside down on a trampoline listining to barbie girl. i agree then it would smooth all the bloppleblocks out.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Whoa! Down boy.
Ladies and gentlemen, can we have you on your first marks?
She hates surprises. Hey, what are you gonna order?
I mean, last film you did, what did you get paid?
- What book? - The one down your trousers.
It's-- It's all nonsense, believe me.
we could have you spick-and-span and back on the street again.
No, they were, um, prescription.
with at least ten other women and still be big-bottomed.
Um, right. Right. Come in.
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
- - Right, um--
Any film with her in, it's fine by me.
the plates of a major Hollywood film star.
I brought this for you from home,
So it's just been sitting in the hotel.
I may have told a few people down the pub
Well, I don't know. Look at William.
- Hi. - Just...
- You see, it's incredibly sad. - But on the other hand,
- Okay. - I'll talk to you in the morning.
Thanks.
I'm really sorry. I-- I live just over the street.
- Groovy. - So I could see all the fishes properly.
Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff.
Hi, guys.
Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed.
And... nobody fancies me.
Without a love of my own
Unless it's illegal in Los Angeles to serve water below room temperature.
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
you ever thought of having, um...
And so we have to face the fact that from next week,
who's filling in for lucy colman? moana marsh.
I don't want people saying, There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend.
And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again...
I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not.
whether you would, in fact, then...
Oh, Christ! What is going on in there?
- Here. Let me-- - Get your hands off!
- No one else? - Absolutely no one else.
It's amazing how you
But this writer-- writers-- they're pretty damn good too.
- Hi, Will. - Hi.
me mom's got disteria and she's very sick with her oohoodgamflutius gloktis's oooeoeeoocoli.eee34bange! and she vomits snowlets! and she's also got ceepacatoda and she healed those bistrium puppies at _6 years old at snowy wolves snow prom!
- Hi. - Hi. Here we go.
- And you. - Honey bunny, Happy birthday to you
which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London.
I'm actually in the stock market myself, so, uh, not really similar fields.
Max? Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
Right. Um, basic plot?
The meaning of my life is
wondered if I didn't...
Hi.
Do you want to, um--
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- Oh. - It's just that...
I live in Notting Hill. You live in... Beverly Hills.
- But what would you say if-- - Sorry. Just the one question, please.
- It's not a classic anecdote, is it? - Not a classic, no. No.
Oh, bloody hell. I don't believe it.
Don't even think about it. Go away immediately.
unexpected.
and currently to be found filming, most days, on Hampstead Heath.
These are for my, um... grandmother
- No, I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. - I--
- Right. - Why wouldn't he?
Bugger.
Is your decision to take a year off anything to do...
Yes. Miss Scott,
Keziah.
So?
Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie.
No, it's a stupid privacy thing I always pick a... cartoon character
I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip,
It's a bit of an awkward situation. I don't know what he's doing here.
normal, it's just been a disaster.
So not over her, in fact.
And, actually, no one will marry me...
- Try Flintstone. - I'm sorry, what?
But they're odd-looking.
Right.
is that now I'm so fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.
Breakfast in bed.
Things aren't going very well, and it's our last day.
- Are you an accredited member of the press? - Yep.
MB
Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk,
Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk.
.
Here we are.
Uh, and every time I get my heart broken,
Tricky.
So stay with us because later this afternoon,
You-- You'll be my date...
I have to go away today, but I...
Awkward....
Messi Pulisic