Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, check out my T-shirt. It's wicked relevant.
Give me a jingle sometime.
Young lady, the federal government's position on global warming
What are you gonna do, tell Mom and Dad?
Let's count it anyway.
Give me that torch.
Oh, you will see.
I hope you won't judge us harshly.
But, uh, it's an open marriage.
Oops, missed the vein.
What was I supposed to do?
Happy 3:00 in the morning, everyone.
BITE ME BITE ME
If I think of another one, I'll let him back in.
Like he's ever going to do another nice thing for me.
You monster.
I hope you're all wearing glacier-appropriate clothing.
Oh, man, I've been there.
do you see what happens when you kidnap the president?
Name three.
Dios mio.