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"Touch me."
Do you have any new holistic items for sale?
"Don't be a smart-ass"?
CALVIN SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE
I don't want you to die until I do.
Jesus Christ.
Let's start with roll call.
7-Eleven is a great place to work for years and Let's watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Isn't that funny, sweetie? - Oh! I am so pissed off!
Don't you see how serious this is?
Boys, I have an announcement to make.
Looks like if we cut here and here...
Look, I've seen women read these things!
Four dozen Cherokee-hair tampons, please.
Oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard
do you ever have those heavy flow days?
No problem, man.
No, I don't think that this book really
and everyone follow me!
But what does that have to do with me?
Oh, yeah. We love the Earth, man.
Well, perhaps I could see my way to giving up a kidney.
Just the sight of those breasts
A tampon made from Cherokee hair! Now that sounds natural!
I need about $10 million.
like a penis.
Yes, of course. But we don't have a kidney donor!
Oh, yeah, now this is getting good.
Co-Directed By Lee Unkrich David Silverman
Mom,
All right, look, why don't we skip roll call?
Here!
This is a dreamcatcher!
has been known for ages to be strong and powerful!
All right, Butters, let's go.
so I can destroy the Ganjeez on Cluster 5.
Holistic medicine is about nature!
Oh. So I can keep it then?
Music By Randy Newman
- This is it? - Timmy!
What Kyle really needs is a new kidney.
And you better hope and go to hell when you have nigga!
How much?
Oh, here's everybody!
is to flush those toxins out of our system.