Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit venue! -I know!
: I-I don't think I've ever seen a dog this old.
Here comes another one.
Do you want an appointment?
Yeah, that's me, homie.
and then I did it, and now what am I supposed to do?
and blow an air horn repeatedlyinto its ear canal.
but I don't have time for this.
We got to settle that valve down, buddy.
Poppins! He came back!
What's your dog look like?
And plus, there's no doggypaternity test to actually prove
I thought you were gonna say that you only cut
I just wasn't ready for it.I was... I was gonna do a th...
and if you don't, my dog is gonna die.
to tell you, uh, the bad news,
I want to show you something else.
'cause that's his right as a male.
Oh, nah, I-I could never get underneath that hind leg
Listen here, you monster.
I did Doctors Without Borders, I saved mad lives.
Well, you got to kill those babies, then.
You remember the time he drank an entire pot of coffee?
Yeah, now, does she still play women?
-Right? -DEE: Oh...
Yeah, and we should look at the convertibles.
Oh, I-I picked it up at the hardware store
as long as I don't cut my hair?
-Oh, God. -Yeah.
-to take care of his family.
Yeah, I guess I don't really care that much, either.
-A mother. -What?
You seriously want to buy me a car
That's true, too.
Why did you guys makesuch a big deal about it, then?
you... there's no turning back.
I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch
It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit venue!
- It's too much!
-so tell me what's up. -Oh, okay. Good.
and I want it stricken from the record.
Check this out: um, uh, did you know
a haircut like that, but I'm gonna do it anyway,