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It's that new salonthat opened up down the street.
I-I... you're not buying me a car, Frank.
It feels great. Thank you, Z.
-when you were grabbing coffee.-Yeah.
-Yeah. -These women have mutilated themselves, Dee.
Okay? You know what?
it's a little bit confusing because he used to be...
But, guys, seriously, we got to stay vigilant, okay?
That's hair? Oh, my... I thought that was, like,
Yes, I'm-I'm aware that a boy dog can't have puppies.
Right. Sorry. Uh...
-We're trying to help these women. -Oh, my God.
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Well, that's a lot of responsibility,
-MAC: There he goes. -He wanted the blanket.
-You going in here to get the... Yeah. -I was.
Okay. Let-Let's get you another beer
-Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous.-Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous.
for, like, a 60-year-old art critic to do it,
-Mm. -DEE: What? No.
we're the ones that have to look at it all day!
-Oh, no. Is it a tumor?
Comes around every three or four years,
Yep. We are hunter-gatherers, Dee.
Okay, guys, here's something else, too.
that hair only grows about six inches
because I can.
as much mine as it is hers, you know what I mean?
-with this piece of shit? -Mm-hmm.
-Are you insane? -No.
No, sweetie, I'm talking about you.
You... you bitch.
If it's not, could you say it in that really funny
Oh, you're a breeder.
I have the right to do that.
You-you got to get that valve down, man.
Yeah, I'm starting to think this is a mistake, man.
Well, 'cause we're-we're used to being in charge,
It's just, like, the dumbest hat, too, like...
Wait. Poppins is a girl?
If women want to get short, ugly, lesbian haircuts,