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I love this guy. He's bought, like, five cars off of me.
MAN: Tonight, look upon the evl
Dee, Poppins comes and goes as he pleases
I don't expect to save everybody from this,
I'm using you as an example.
and pop me another can of this cat food.
uh, sleepiness is not Poppins' problem.
-Oh, my. -Yeah, it's something else. -You can't get your hair cut.
I mean, it's not like he's never been sick before.
shewill most likely die.
What?
Yeah. There you go. Take a look.
-Think about that for a second. You know? -Mm.
Did you realize that? Isn't that mind-blowing?
Okay.
We can talk to a, like, a doctor, not a nurse.
Oh, shit.
MAC: I'm telling you, man,
There what is, Frank?
-So bad. -I mean, really, really bad.
You did! You cared! You cared so much,
You know? I mean, look, it's one thing
You know what? Killing babies is wrong, Dee,
Okay, I don't know what's going on here,
-You got to calm that down, all right? -Okay...
I command you!
-Yep. -Millions of adoring fans,
-You're gonna want this information. -Great hair. Keep the hair
Just trying to save a life.
: Hey.Don't-don't say "kill," though.
-What's with this? I... -I... Yes. Look,
He likes to take...Oh, no, he did not. He did not.
you don't understand, okay?
-It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit haircut!
You can't control me
Once you go down that road, it's,
-You don't want to do that. -Um, now I'll tell you something.
Yeah, Mac, why don't you just
-Hang on one second.My friend wants to talk to you.-Yeah. I'll do it.
Now, Dee, just rememberthat one day you may get a call