Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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-give you... -You cut men's hair?

or simian species you choose, because it is your choice.

And I don't... They hung up.

No, uh, we want you to kill the babies

the fact that men should have some say in what women do

-Okay. Thanks. -Well, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

-You know?-I hope you're using that money

-That's impressive, yeah. -Sorry. Sorry.

-What?! No, you... No. -I don't know,

I had four beers on the way here, I'll have you know.

Yes, hi. Yes, we-we need you to perform this dog abortion,

-That's not good.

and God forbids it.

Unless it is a tumor,

I-I... Because I don't want a-a-a haircut from a butcher.

to get you shut... it doesn't matter.

-Exactly. -Or he won't.

You're not being serious enough.

You're about to make a huge mistake, lady.

eats a bunch of batteries or whatever,

I made dogs make babies,

-the way it is. -Very important information, honestly.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

-Oh. Oh... Hi! -Hi... G-Going the wrong way.

Oh, and maybe I'll scream into the other ear.

-Right on. -And I can

Oh, you didn't know your dog was a female?

-Take it easy, buddy. Your valve's getting all worked up.

is that given Poppins' advanced age,

those long, beautiful locks of yours.

That's not how hair works. Or gastrointestinal tracts.

-FRANK: Mm. -Right?