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This is my dog, Dee. I love him.

for a toupee company that said they would give good money

but I can save one person, all right?

MAC: Well, this all worked out

I'm afraid that she most likelywill not survive the delivery.

DEE: Well, he doesn't love you.

CHARLIE: He's gonna do what he's gonna do. Wow.

Oh, my God. Wait a second.

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I don't care about any of this, really, you know?

-So, uh, Poppins is sick. -Right.

-I can't believe how quick you gave up Poppins's puppies,

With the, with the, the tears and the...

It's an abomination.

You better get inside. I don't like to see her struggle.

-It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit haircut!

Oh... Oh, my God.

Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here.

-It's Dee. -Yeah?

-No, I mean... -Well,

to pop this dog's eye back in its socket.

unless you're broken inside.

-Uh, "she." -Say what now? -Huh?

If woman want to get short ugly lesbian haircuts then they deserve to do that because it's their body and therefore, their choice

Go full baboon, girl. I support you.

FRANK: There it is.

DENNIS: Got some information for you.

You don't get a monkey cut like that

-A mother? -He is?

Yo, son, that's hard to tell.

from the woman who gave birth to that hair.

I groomed that shit off a border collie.

I ain't no motherfucking doctor.

maybe the puppies inside of this dog are Poppins's!

See, you racist. That's what the problem is.

And if we decide to leave, we're gonna leave.

-Yes! -Where they won't do bullshit like this.

-He had a sex change.-We see past gender at our bar.