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then I'm ready for round two.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Oh, you piece of fucking titty-dick shit!
Looks like our little barbecue's about to begin.
that I've put you through the last few days.
- Sorry, his neck sweat
It closes throats, it voids bowels.
home to over 2 million people
oh, got it.
[eerily distorted] - Oh, no, General.
- Don't you "baby" me, baby!
Not a Beanie Baby.
And I'll put 'em together and call you
[both sigh]
Got your nose.
All right.
- Damn it, fall back!
- Okay, well, I'll tell you the story next time.
- * Errant heat to the star *
Wait, is somebody there? Is somebody there?
You're a piece of fucking friend.
clouds of some sort of orange gas.
[device beeping]
you didn't clench your fist
I have something for you.
[gunshot] - [shouts]
- No.
You can dish it out, but can you take it?
fuckin' tool, fuckin' asshole, fuckin' buttwipe,
that will just be the beginning.
Hold your fire!
When I told you MacGruber came by last night,
- Do you want me to go rustle us up some coffees?
[heroic music]
'Cause you're not a piece of fuckin' shit.
- Think about what you are doing.
* *
Look, I've just gotta get through today
[gun cocks] - Nothing.
- Got another ping from Southern Command.
The cows were not a fan.
- This is a major chemical weapon attack...
Just passing through.
- Love you so goddamn much.
You--you--you bested me again.
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