Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Heathen, tyrant, traitor, violent ♪
Why do you keep hiking your britches up?
- I don't know how to do this. - What?
- Um... a few years. - Yeah.
Thank you.
You don't burn incense in someone else's house.
get in the weeds!
♪ I know I'll die now, I need a plan ♪
- ( laughs ) Okay. - Now, the situation is thus:
Thanks for the paintball, L.D.
- Ernst: Hell-o. - Woman: Hi.
It had to be done. We'll just continue.
and maybe get refrigerator privileges!
to do something for the cast and crew.
so I picked them up 'cause I was in a hurry.
Well, don't get so excited. It was--
- Something wrong? - ( laughs ) I--
We can't seat you until your entire party arrives.
we need to do before tomorrow.
- Yeah, I like that jacket. - Thank you very much.
Kids?
he's one foot out the door right now.
They're-- they're a really interesting couple.
Cody: Okay, everybody, we're at places, please, for "Salman, Get Out."
Hi. Larry couldn't be here...
you call me, okay?
Uh, if you had taken that commercial,
You are the kindest. Thank you so much.
All right, look, I got paintball today.
this restaurant has an idiotic policy...
No, but I'm doing some plus-size modeling.
Victor, we would be remiss if we didn't thank you for your service.
that is a fantastic "thank you."
( laughing )
- Really? - And then I do stand-in work.
to shoot people with a goddamn paint gun.
There's your outfit tracker, right there.
It's about a half a mile and you go up the hill.
They ransacked the fridge and broke the goddamn Jacuzzi, too.
- So they entertained. - Entertained?! That's playing mah-jongg!
Yeah. Yeah, really nice.
I get it.
You're an outfit tracker, Murray.
It's crazy. You know how I get.
Now you're asking me for a portion of the gift back.
- get me the salmon with the salad. - Cool.
If you ever did it, you wouldn't even think about it!
Okay, well, I'm telling you,
You know what we do?
Hey, Marie. It's Larry David.
- You're a slob. - You're a pig.
The guy just made $500 off me.
- That's Paul. - I'm sorry.
Okay, that's fine. Thank you very much.
Okay, Big Murray.
Just wear those.
- ♪ I do not like this man ♪ - ♪ Tarnishing the scripture, how he mocks me ♪
- Ask them how they met. - Yeah.
So distracting. She's, like, big!
Hey, Larry, can I talk to you for a sec?
- ( door closes ) - Jeff: He likes the bosom.
on how to have a successful marriage,
You wouldn't have made it on your own.
You fuckin' do this! That's how you open a curtain!
He seems very competent.
It opens and closes, opens and closes the curtains!
I'm Gregory Michael David. I'm the costume designer.
- What the fuck's a curtain remote? - A curtain remote?
Greg: You've seen the choices.
You don't give proper "thank yous,"
It shouldn't be a gift, though. I'm not giving you a gift.
somebody changes the channel and there's tits on,
You gesture-rescinding motherfucker!
- Let's eat! - Let's eat! Beautiful!
Yes, this is the wardrobe area. This is where all the costumes in the show are.
( panting )
Just to get laid. I'm an idiot.
You shot right at me, Larry.
Were you fixed up because you're deaf?
Be careful what you say around this guy, huh?
It was hers.
- How you doing? - Good.
There wasn't really any emotion to it.
Remember, I met you in the bar
to be inspected and loaded with one projectile.
- You sent me too many things! - Don't make it my fault now!
Yeah, sure. What the hell.