Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Sobbing Continues ]

[ Yelps ] Pirates!

And now, Springfield's oldest citizen- he is, like, totally venerable-

Gentlemen, get off your knees.

That's some language you got there. And you talk like that 24-7, huh?

Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh! Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh!

[HUMMING] [WHIMPERS]

I can't believe we scrubbed that old-man smell out of a hundred and thirty-seven rooms.

That's right. See that ship over there?.

You know, I haven't had a "medicine" checkup in ages.

- Give it to him, boy! Give it to him! - [ Chittering ]

Looks like another homosexual party boat.

There are no laws! We can do anything we want!

Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh!.

Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.

we sometimes forget that older people are still alive.

Operator, get me Thailand.

- But I need that beer now! - Sorry, 2:00 p.m.

Oh, real mature, Lenny!

- [ Laughing, Cheering ] - Who's the greatest billionaire in the world?.

And we're here to present the-

Well, let's see.

- [ Growls ] - ## [ Moe Humming ]

[ British Accent ] Why, Marge, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it.

Like Bill "Crosby" and David "Letterson."

Eh, you didn't miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.

Look at me! I'm a billionaire!

- Are you friendly pirates?. - Uh, not really, no.

- [ Chuckling ] - Don't you laugh, Fidel. I've been in the car with you.

Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance.

Ohh, there, there.

Fine. We'll just start by drawing some blood.