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Damn Roosevelt!
- And I'm teen sensation Britney Spears. - [ Loud Applause, Cheering ]
"J jimmy" is such an ugly word, Marge...
Legally, you could give us free beer.
Perhaps we should pay them a visit.
I don't know. After living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
Just a second, Marge. Hello?. Thailand?.
- Heh-heh! [ Gasps ] - Hmm. Seems a little wasteful.
Oh, try this arm. I saw some blood in there the other day.
They always have such nice things.
Oh, look at all the rich people!
You know, Kent, in today's youth-obsessed culture...
- I want you to call this number. - Uh-huh. The fire department.
[ Sighs ] Now that I'm the town's oldest man...
For liability purposes, it is the ocean that will kill you, not us.
- Hey, hey! - What?.
Arr, I now pronounce ya man and cow.
Everyone gets an award but me.
3 x. 1409 = 4227
[ Brittney] In the market crash of 1929...
Look at all the names that own money...
[ Whooping, Shouting ]
I n the net, right?.
- And you're invited. - Yeah! - All right!
Well there’s your problem
Look at those poor saps back on land with their "laws" and "ethics."
Havin' a party, Moe. I'll need four kegs of your finest imported-sounding beer.
soy el mejor hay que joderse
he helped people jump out of windows to avoid disgrace.
Homer, did you jimmy open Mr. Burns' liquor cabinet?.
## [ Humming ] Oops, forgot to swirl it.