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If you're saying to me that you can't be trusted,
You're a lovely man.
because I know it makes you happy,
But it didn't go to plan.
He was a heroin addict, okay? That's what he did.
I was wound up the other day
The fact they were muggers was a bonus. It sort of justified it.
This woman has destroyed me.
For drugs.
Huh? You've made me a laughing stock around the village,
You don't know.
and you,
This is the dining room.
I was trying to stop George getting hurt.
whichever one comes first.
What? Why? What's...
I hate people who eat the ice in their gin and tonics.
Keep being funny.
-Really good. -Thank you.
You know, I'm genuinely happy on my own.
sticking around to maybe...
My wife is a slut. There's your headline.
if that's what you're saying.
Nice to meet you all.
-[Tony] Fuckin' hell. -[Brian] Come in.
and you said, "Go on what?"
Women.
And then she teased me that I couldn't commit suicide
You were mugged again?
Not at the moment. I've got bigger problems.
That is not good enough, Tony.
[Tony] And have you noticed the roll of, um...
Okay?
[postman] All right?
Hello.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Nothing can hurt me because I can always kill myself, you know? And...
So I kept expressing--
the shade of which they know they will never sit in."