Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, because nothing goes in here anymore.

Fathers should be offended all the time. They stink.

I've never been a guy who, I just walk in a room and women go, oh, oh.

...and she dies.

I just think about hitting him right in his stupid little face.

I think about it when I'm bored.

So when did you guys get divorced?

Hey, can I get one of those? Sure.

Please do it now.

Hi. I just wanted to say I thought you were really funny.

Some parents are douche bags.

So where is, uh--?

...their vaginas and anuses at the same time.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

"Wish I'd had-- Wish I'd waited.

It's like Montessori, only a bit more creative.

...you should be happy your daddy takes time to make nice food for you.

I've never gotten laid because of the way I look, in my life.

I'm older than any baseball player.

Listen, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, clearly...

First of all, right away, any kind of "I got kids."

Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah