Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just because I'm in the same room with my children, that's it?
Maybe a premature clap right there with that."
Look, you're really gonna defend fathers? What was your father like?
I'm like, "I know, it's weird, but it does happen. I do this--"
They're being demoralized. You fill them with academics.
Dude, take the compliment. You're a great dad.
Oh, God, that's crazy old.
They drop their microphones and start masturbating...
Oh, no, I was thinking of something else. That's....
That's the day I stop being a dad, of children, officially.
All right, you know what?
Can I ask you, why do you like older guys?
And they go, "I'm so sorry."
Oh, shit, yeah.
In my opinion...
He's coming on her tits. He's a moron, this guy."
Animals that watch us have sex must be like:
So when do you wanna do it?