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Well, most divorced people are depressing.
Well, I'm really turned on by older guys.
Oh, my God, I feel awful. I don't.
That turns you on, doesn't it? Just the number.
But we make it this separate thing. Animals must think we're idiots.
Sure.
Oh, shit, that's so long ago.
No, you asked me if I thought I didn't have friends because I'm fat.
All right, well, I don't think I'll be needing any of that shit for the playdate, so....
Sex is really trying to get somewhere.
We just want to spray jizz everywhere just for no reason.
Doesn't matter.
...but I couldn't make anything happen. So do you mind if I stay?
This place is still stuck in the '70s. Who still teaches math anymore?
Hey, listen, little girl...
Then later that night, she's like, "I can't believe I'm having sex with that weird guy."
I'm sorry, what was that? Sorry?
Well, you smell nice too.
...dying? It's sexy.
It just looks stupid to them.
Oh, come on.
Because...
Who said anything about that?