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Because we just wanna, ugh!
I want her to feed my little baby with her big tits. Oh, yeah."
But sometimes, I think about hitting him.
I know. I don't even know why I came.
Daddy, we're chasing Serge.
And why do you think that is?
...but we're such a narcissistic species that we've separate-- We made it just--
Oh, it's my first PTA meeting.
You're not trying to stick your dick up me, are you?
...and I was wondering if maybe you just wanna do a playdate?
Oh, my God.
Or when I'm bored of being a mom...
Not around.
Uh-huh. Well, it's not true, not for all of us.
Why?
What's the worst thought you ever had about your kids?
Now, we still don't have a gym because of last year's diarrhea flood.
Except you never use any of our ideas or really listen.
Bye, girls. You're going? All right, well....
Are you making a playdate?
Have you met Never? That kid is a piece of shit.
Pamela?
Hey, your son, um-- Serge.
No, I just--
Louie, Louie, you're gonna die