Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those things could raise the Titanic.
We need to talk.
- I'm gonna go wash my hands now. - Oh, Gwen!
You have opted to appeal.
Fuck you, Van Wilder!
- Thank God. - No jammies.
You know, I wanted to-- how is it-- park the porpoise.
They are getting bigger aren't they?
I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears...
By all means. Come in, please.
- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess.
- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.
That looks amazing.
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Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field.
She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung.
What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared?
All right.
but she is just so damn good.
Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now.
you succeeded.
So you're quite the campus man, heading events like the Jäger Olympics.
Hey. Excuse me. Gwen!
Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition.
- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.
Thursday...
Don't take life too seriously You'll never get out alive
I’m sure you’re aware of our stigma
Is that for me?
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch.
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I love you, man. no man, I love you.
Hello?
I have been grooming myself for the real world.
- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you.
It is at your doorstep.
You're only fooling yourself!.
I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.
The student body finds Van so intriguing...
Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful...
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I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential.
Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time.
because you'll die a lot of times.
Expulsion.
I’m bleeding!
It’s a date
and say hello to a few new student bodies.
Van, second date with Emily.
What was that girl, a freshman?
Don't pick at it. Moving on.
- What are you doing here? - I don't know.
Take me.
You-- You dicksucker!
And I'm ready to move on.
I'm still looking for that dare-to-be-great situation.
Write that down
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This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going.
You know, and air dry.
You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
That's why I came-- to help make you your shake.
Hey, have you heard from Gwen?
they're way into themselves and shit.
Oh, man. My mama never told me I'd be doing this.
Meow!
Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us.
- We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester.
Jesus. This is some pad you got here
I'm spearheading the Save the Swim Team Speedo Spectacular...
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You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.
- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything.
Yes, superior leader, sir.
when I attended class...
Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that?
Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion.
Go, baby, go!
- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard.
Mr. Van Wilder.
A friend of yours...
Vax it
Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.
Sorry about that.
Shit!
- That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.
Biology, English Lit, Calculus, Economics...
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No... cock pump.
I certainly do.
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time.
- I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby.
- Ninety-one percent. - What?
Which ones did you choose?
I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face.
Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer.
Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
- Yes, sir. - You owe $200,000 for the thoroughbred.
It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe.