Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, thanks. I forgot my suit.
Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter.
And I guess so is a promise...
And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. like what i heard, stayed.
until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed...
I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.
Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.
God, I love this place.
If you want... you could tag along.
This is Sick Boy's room. Not a week's gone by he hasn't had an ailment.
- So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.
She reads at a sophomore level.
I know you were right believing for so long
Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant?
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody.
sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte with Gwen Pearson...
Take it thru the car washhhhh.....
- I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then.
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.
I mean, this girl is dynamite.
The first day of spring semester.
There's got to be something that we can work out.
As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it?
Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells.
the party liaison.
Pleasure away Chris By the way how awesome is USAR
Crazy kids with their crazy VD.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
And it's okay. You just had to get it out of your system.
And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp.
Oh, my God. Feel it!
Did you finish? It’s kind a hard in a 40 seconds
Tottenham. I am the shit
- We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big...
Yet knowing how way leads on to way...
PS Say Lessssss!
God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.
I already did.
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Brilliant, Pearson.
First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy?
SWA DCA terminal
They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors.
And then I am in!
crouched in attack position, ready to strike.
Mail it in! Mail it in
I don't like the way you condescend me.
Richard, is there something you want to say?
Meeting Girls at GNDC Memorial Day Weekend Atlanta, Ga
Dine in at your pink taco stand
I can't hear the boos!
I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High!
how much they enjoy reading about this guy.
Tajy, I'm so hot.
- I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night?
We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here.
Professor McDoogle?
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?
I'm sure you're aware of our... stigma.
Yeah, I'm happy for them.
- This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe?
Oh, it is still warm
Shut up Tiny
He reads at a sophomore level
equals... six?
And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.
It is the White Barry.
- I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry.
Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party?
No can do. We're at maximum capacity.
Wilder.
There's five of us here. Majority rules.
I come to you in desperation.
You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys.
In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.
I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word.
We are now in session. Mr. Wilder.
Exactly how much money do you have?
Northwestern. I am the shit.
My dad just didn't see me as a sound investment anymore.
Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.
This tastes like shit. Got any sourdough?
I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party.
massage oil...
Come on. We got a ball game to win.
I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
I'm proud of you, Wilder.