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When anyone threatens to take $15 million out of my bank, I bleed.
That's true.
What's the matter?
I know General Grant wouldn't have started that ruckus.
She wings you with her shotgun, then finishes you off with her jug.
Y'all come back now, hear?
Besides, Granny did me a big favor when she captured General Grant.
I'm going to write my congressman about it too.
No, no, no.
Well, uh,
Now, sit down.
You still have a perfect record.
Well, remember Hartley?
Forget the old soldier's home.
You see, she thinks she captured the real Ulysses S. Grant.
Not me.
I'll see you later.
Oh, that's an excellent idea.
Are you sober enough to make that death-defying charge this time?
I mean, I'm toasting the people who follow you and Jeff Davis.
I'll believe that when I hear it from Grant.