Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wonderful idea.

How's everything down at Army Reserve?

Fetch the squirrel rifle and the ladyfinger bullets.

Well, here's to your 15 million.

I'm embarrassed to even ask him to come down and take our simple little test.

General Grant, you're all wet.

Has your daddy ever bounced you on his knee?

It's true, Jed.

I didn't win, but I was voted Miss Good Sport.

Don't get your hopes up too high.

I believe my dear, sweet, sainted mother expressed it best when she said, Bury God, some days it just don't pay to get out of bed.

Tell General Grant I'll see him later.

Well, but... Shame on you, golden, that poor old man, into another hopeless uprising.

And he promised me he'd be sober.

I wasn't... I wouldn't... Remember, you're on parole.

And here is my charming conqueror, the beautiful belle of the battlefield.